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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why is pure dopamine not a recreational drug? And if it was wouldn’t it be the most addictive and fairly side effect free?

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

It seems that I am cursed with bad luck. How do I break such a curse?

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

Bitcoin becoming 'more central’ to portfolios as its volatility cools, Coatue's Philippe Laffont says - CNBC

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

How did the Nazis figure out whether a person or community is 'Aryan' or not?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

Should women be allowed in “combat roles” within the military?

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

Walking more may lower your risk for chronic low back pain by 23%, study suggests - KSL.com

No way

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ Star Brad Garrett Says the Sitcom Will ‘Never’ Be Rebooted: ‘There Is No Show Without the Parents’ - Variety

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why did Kamala say immigrants eating cats isn’t real when there’s police bodycam footage of it happening?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

They put up a sign reading