What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:42

Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
It seems that I am cursed with bad luck. How do I break such a curse?
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
How did the Nazis figure out whether a person or community is 'Aryan' or not?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Should women be allowed in “combat roles” within the military?
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Walking more may lower your risk for chronic low back pain by 23%, study suggests - KSL.com
No way
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
They put up a sign reading