What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 06:08
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Still no good.
While emptying a house, have you ever seen something in it that blew your mind?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Blocking Brain Inflammation Molecule May Halt Alzheimer’s - Neuroscience News
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
FDA rolls out AI tool agency-wide, weeks ahead of schedule - statnews.com
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Why would you think you're fit to be a model?
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
DC Mayor Bowser’s message for Shakira after WorldPride cancellation: ‘Get yourself here’ - WTOP
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Have you ever had a scary dream about a loved one or friend soon after their death?
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Veteran investor makes surprising Fed rate call after jobs report - TheStreet
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
So they tried
What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
What was your best sex experience that still makes you horny?
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Race and genetics do not line up well, new study confirms - Live Science